Hello, my name is B. Wolf. I'm an artist and an author. I'm a lesbian who loves to play lacrosse and loves to snow ski. I'm a Hufflepuff and an Aquarius. I love to watch hockey and I'm a San Jose Sharks fan (my favorite player is Tomas Hertl). Enjoy my blog full of humor, skiing, lacrosse, hockey, and LGBTQIA pride.
Where is my talent
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
i love all of your moms
When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.
That last story is worth reblogging
this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding
do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying
Omg it’s in words
-Sigo sempre de volta,avalio e faço promo por promo :3
-I always follow back,evaluate and do promo 4 promo :3