Hello, my name is B. Wolf. I'm an artist and an author. I'm a lesbian who loves to play lacrosse and loves to snow ski. I'm a Hufflepuff and an Aquarius. I love to watch hockey and I'm a San Jose Sharks fan (my favorite player is Tomas Hertl). Enjoy my blog full of humor, skiing, lacrosse, hockey, and LGBT pride.
**Update: I apologize for the bad quality. I will have to figure that out someday And I also forgot Blood’s triad tattoo on her ears and her left ear piercing
So here’s a birthday present for my best buddy Voitex-KaZenHagen! I’m so proud of myself because I was able to give this to you on time this year (it is 7:02 your time at the moment). I’m very proud of the work and effort I put into this. I am so glad I finished it before the big rush of school happens because I really didn’t think I would. xD So this project started out as a few sketches with pointless destinies. I didn’t have any hopes for these few sketches and then I began to think about crime dramas (yes, I know it’s random). Then I remembered in school people called two friends “partners in crime”. This was a great idea, I had thought. So I went with the idea and those few sketches became this. The little hints I gave Voi when we chatted on Skype were “I’m working on a classified art project that no eyes can see.” They asked me if they could see and I said that even they couldn’t see. I felt bad when they said that they always showed me their drawings. So I told them the classified drawing was for then. It was a bit funny because they were a bit shocked. So for a month I was trying to sketch what the two characters were doing and with each attempt I lost hope for each one. Voitex was the first character that got life. I loved the pose a lot. Soon came a eligible sketch for Blood. I thought that it went nicely with her. Then the fur was done and all the other things in this drawing. The background took the most time. I had a lot of trouble with the “Crime Scene” yellow tape. As you can see, it was well worth my time. So that is the painful story of how I finished this gift for my buddy. xD
Voitex © Voitex-KaZenHagen
Blood © me
© This art belongs to me and you may not use it as your own.
JK Rowling: So I have another idea for Harry Potter
United Kingdom: ohgodshesBACKSHESBACKSHEBACK
JK Rowling: But it’s in the 1920’s in America
United States: *bust down the doors* ITS OUR TIME FUCKERS
JK Rowling: And the main character is in Hufflepuff.
Hufflepuffs: *crashes through the ceiling* BACK DOWN BITCHES, IT’S OUR TURN
who wants to date me I’m really annoying but ill like make u food and cuddle with you
Fun facts about your sign here
one of my favorite Spashley moments. :)
so cute huhu :((( Spashley/Mabrielle feels forever. :((
a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back…
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
that’s a first.
I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC
I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
I actually woke up the hubby from laughing so fucking hard
NEXT TIME WHEN I’M SEDUCING MY MAN, I’LL MAKE SURE TO RIP APART HIS SKELETON.